Eliza-Bot

> Hello. My name is Eliza. How may I help you?

* I’m not sure I need any help. Do you?

> Do you believe it is normal to be not sure you need any help. Do me?

* Do me?

> OK… “I’m not sure you need any help. Do you”. Tell me more.

* Why?

> What do you think?

* What do you think?

> We were discussing you, not me.

* You were. I wasn’t.

> You’re not really talking about me, are you?

* I don’t know enough about you to talk about you. Who are you?

> Do you wish to be able to know enough about me to talk about me. Who am I?

* Not really, I’m just being polite.

> Do you enjoy being just being polite?

* Do you enjoy answering questions with questions?

> Oh… enjoy answering questions with questions?

* It’s a very simple question.

> I’m not sure I understand you fully.

* Me neither!

> Tell me more…

* Another time, maybe…

> You aren’t sure?

* About what?

> What do you think?

* I think it’s time to make my excuses and leave. Goodbye.

> Do you really think so?

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